So it’s looking like Rob Ford is probably wishing he had put his foot in his mouth. Again. According to the CBC, the mayor apparently unfurled some expletives at a 911 dispatcher during that 22 Minutes ambush on Monday. It seems like dispatchers got a taste of Rob “The Jock” Ford. How predictable. Actually, busting out any other personality would probably have been better. Here’s a list of suggestions.
- The Rhett Butler: "Frankly, you bitches, I don't give a damn."
- The Snoop Dogg: “Yo… biznitches! It's me, the top dogg of the T-sizzle."
- The Nero: "You… plebians. Don’t you know? I am the almighty, all-knowing, all-seeing overlord of the fiefdom known as 'Toronto.'"
- The Darth Vader: “You… I am your mayor.”
- The Emeril Lagasse: "Don’t you know? I'm your mayor. BAM!"
- The Sarah Palin: "Am I your mayor, bitches? You betcha! [Wink!]"
- The Will Hunting: "I'm your mayor, bitches. How do you like THEM apples!?"
- The Scholar: “You… ignoramus. Is it not apparent? This is the democratically elected, benevolent and the occasionally — unjustifiably — criticized¹ mayor of Toronto.”
- The Mercutio: “I am thy mayor. Didst thou not know? A plague on both your houses!”
- The James Bond: “Ford. Rob Ford. Bitches!”
- The Yoda: Bitches you are, hmmm that you don't know. The mayor of this city am I. Rob f—ing Ford.
UPDATE: Rob Ford has posted a response to the CBC article on his Facebook page, in which he denies making “foul and derogatory comments towards the female 911 staff.” He admits using the “f-word” though.
¹By certain left-leaning media organizations