It may have been a little less dramatic than we expected, but Snowmageddon 2011 is finally here. Somehow, we’re going to have to cope, but that should be doable with the right gear. Below, five items to make the unthinkable (snow in Toronto) easier to overcome, and where to get them.
1. Snowshoes
These will make getting to work possible, because nothing is worse than having to
miss work due to a snow day. Also, if and when society collapses due to excess snow,
anyone in possession of snowshoes will be at the top of the food chain. Atlas 925 Snowshoe, $148.99, Europe Bound Travel Outfitters
2. Parka
Aside from being practical, parkas are ridiculously fashionable in Toronto these
days. We suggest taking the road less traveled and getting anything but a Canada
Goose. Combat camo suggested, in case Snowmageddon brings Armageddon with it. Canadian Army Extreme Cold Weather Parka, $279.99, Save More Sport Store Ltd
3. Avalung
Being able to breathe while completely submerged in snow is always helpful. This
Avalung will allow anyone to laugh in the face of the blizzard to end all blizzards
(well, maybe not laugh, but at least breathe through a tube for a while). Black Diamond Avalung, $123.00, Mountain Equipment Co-op
4. Duct Tape
As everyone knows, duct tape can fix just about anything, and its value
during a crisis should never be underestimated. We would say duct tape is
probably more important than the towel. Since everyone should have duct tape
sitting around anyway, how about a book for how to use it properly? Stick It!: 99 DIY Duct Tape Projects, $12.64, Amazon.com
5. Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli
Those who become trapped indoors indefinitely will be glad to have stocked up on canned food, and
Chef Boyardee is the pimp of canned food. We also recommend taking this time to
finally see what The Sentimentalists is all about. Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli, $1.29, Metro