This hulking mess of a sandwich comes to you courtesy of California Sandwiches. Hogtown's renowned Italian sandwicheria has been around since 1967, making it a veritable antiquity in the restaurant world.

The original Little Italy location takes over a corner spot on a residential street, squirrelled away from the main thoroughfares. Inside, the goods are made to order, with patrons paying in cash only and getting tsk-tsked if seen using their cellphones (they mess up their landline).