There's aging gracefully, and then there's aging kick-assedly, like this guy. He's damn classy with that glass of milk, but what really does a body good is his cavalier 'tude that says, “Yeah, I'm drinking a tall glass of straight-up vitamin D. What of it?” If we don't get to be this guy for at least a couple hours before we die, we are going to wreck the shiznit out of heaven.
