If these competitive swimmers were around today, we think their gossiping session would go something like this: “I’m totally team Phelps.” “No way. Ryan Lochte’s the one for me.” “I’m soooo glad we get CTV’s coverage of the Olympics rather than NBC’s.” “Totally. Brian Williams’ voice is like white chocolate on Melba toast.” “OMG. For real. I wish he could tell me bedtime stories every night.” “Aw.”