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New comedy show a return to political satire

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I WENT TO the opening of the new Second City show Second City for Mayor with great anticipation. Municipal politics?

The election we’re about to have has been rife with scandal, anarchy and general weirdness — just ripe for satire.

When I got to the theatre, there was a picket line of protesters set up. It didn’t take me long to realize it was a set-up for the show, but I took it as a good sign that we were in for some political comedy.

Just before the show, I ran into mayoralty hopeful Rocco Rossi, who said to me, “Uh-oh … I hope they don’t go after me too bad.…”

He needn’t have worried. There wasn’t one sketch that actually referred to Toronto politics.

The first thing I noticed in the Second City showroom was that the traditional set of drywall and doors had been stripped away, leaving a maze of catwalks and fire escapes, which gave the show a more immediate, urban feel.

The lighting and music had been changed, as well, giving the show a tougher, more industrial atmosphere. Good moves on director Melody Johnson’s part.

The first sketch was a nice curtain raiser, with a South Asian passenger in a taxi fascinated by the exoticism of his white cabbie, “You all smell like grilled cheese!” in a neat reversal deserving of its passionate response.

And then … I got bored waiting for something with bite or at least relating to the title. By the end of the first act, I was actually looking to leave.

I’m glad I stayed, though. The second act picked up nicely. It began with a musical improv about places that are worse to live in than Canada, with the audience suggesting various countries.

Reid Janisse gets the evening’s MVP award for his ability to rhyme “Liechtenstein” with … well, shout it out, when you attend the show, and you’ll see.

I also liked a dark sketch that reunites a Guantanamo prison guard with one of his detainees in a coffee shop here in Toronto.

But the majority of the evening was taken up with yuppie social satire about raising children and dating that seemed tired a decade ago, although it must be noted that the audience was howling in recognition.

But the show is called Second City for Mayor, so where are the jokes about Giambrone? David Miller? Rob Ford? Yes, there are some symbolic takes on our local issues, via a superhero’s comeuppance for his personal life and vices, or a sketch revolving around a dead cyclist.

Some may be satisfied with the abstract wit, but I want names to be named and reputations to be tarnished! Long ago, shows like Toronto, Toronto ran for months, even years, with songs and sketches about this city.

I’ve noticed that there hasn’t been so much interest in the political life of this city since the days of the Spadina Expressway debate. All over the news, the question of what kind of city we want to live in has been in the foreground. The plethora of mayoral candidates is one example but so is the constant dialogue about design, architecture, transit and culture in this wonderful city of ours.

Is it too much to ask for our comedians to join in?

 

What not to wear to the office

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I have a lot of black clothes (pants, tops) that still work for the spring. Is black OK to wear this time of year or should I brighten up my wardrobe?

Wearing black year-round can be your own fashion uniform and, if you’re well put together, there is no reason not to wear it just because the seasons change. If black is your colour of choice, just wear lighter versions — sheer fabrics, sleeveless pieces, shorter skirt lengths, above the ankle pants – in hotter months.

If you want to lighten things, just mix your solid black with a bright colour jacket or blouse. You could also pair black with nudes and creams. This is a very sophisticated way to "wear colour." Item pieces will make the black pop.

My office implements a “casual Friday” policy during spring/summer. Any outfit suggestions that will still keep me looking professional?

Casual Fridays can be very tough. If you work in a law office or financial office, "casual" can have specific interpretations. It’s always best to stick to items that just look more relaxed. Items that are too beachy or sheer or tight could undermine your credibility.

Here are some good substitutes: a knit or jersey top versus a crisp cotton shirt and jacket, a cropped pant with a sandal instead of heels, a cardigan sweater instead of a tailored jacket. You want your co-workers and supervisors to still focus on what you’re doing, not what you’re wearing!

With three corporate stores in Toronto, Franco Mirabelli continues to distinguish himself as one of Canada’s strongest fashion talents. Keep up with him by following his weekly blog at PostCity.com or by visiting mirabelli.com.

Local set to tour Africa with Michaëlle Jean

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A GRADUATE OF North Toronto Collegiate Institute, Ben Peterson, was selected as one of nine delegates to tour Africa with Governor General Michaëlle Jean.

The tour was scheduled for April 14 to 22, with state visits to the Republic of Senegal, the Democratic Republic of the Congo and the Republic of Rwanda as well as an official visit to the Republic of Cape Verde.

“It’s no vacation. It’s designed to maximize every drip of diplomatic magic in Her Excellency’s bones.Yesterday, she broke down in tears at the former slave trading fort on Goree Island in Senegal.These were not fake tears — she is one of the most emotive, and genuinely so, leaders I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing first-hand,” Peterson wrote on his blog.

Ben Peterson is the the executive director and co-founder of non-profit organization jhr (Journalists for Human Rights), founded in 2002 to make everyone aware of their rights. They are currently operating in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Liberia and Sierra Leone.

“This is a wonderful opportunity for jhr to showcase the importance of the media in the development of sub-Saharan Africa,” he said. He is the son of former Liberal premier of Ontario David Peterson.

 

Will history repeat itself in Ward 16?

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IT COULD BE déjà vu if Terry Mills ousts Karen Stintz, councillor for Ward 16.

In 2003, Karen Stintz beat out incumbent Anne Johnston, who at the time disappointed some constituents by approving the Minto Midtown towers on Yonge Street just south of Eglinton Avenue. Now, Stintz finds herself on the other side of a similar controversy.

Stintz recently backed a development on the corner of Yonge and Eglinton, a half a block north of the Minto Midtown towers, which some of her constituents were opposed to. In response, Mills registered to run with a platform to reform the community consultation process to involve the community in the designs of developments.

Patrick Smyth, a member of the Avenue Road Eglinton Community Association, who worked as part of Stintz’s election team, said Stintz has not represented her community on the Yonge and Eg development.

Smyth said that, similar to what happened to Anne Johnston during the election in 2003, Stintz could be ousted by Mills over the issue.

“If he does what we did to Johnston, then I think he has a very good chance of winning — basically exposing the current councillor’s unwillingness to represent her community,” Smyth said.

Mills is using his experience designing a development strategy for the TTC block on the southwest corner of Yonge and Eglinton to demonstrate that compromises can be made. “By enabling the consultation process, the community was able to say our interests and have them implemented into this portion of the block,” Mills said. The urban design guidelines, which were first brought forward to Coun. Michael Walker from the Oriole Park Association, were approved by council in early 2010. They include designated public space and an internal street.

Stintz said she doesn’t think her decision to allow the development at Yonge and Eglinton will have an impact on her re-election as councillor.

 

Woman sentenced in parking lot crash caught on camera

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A 62-year-old Richmond Hill woman whose unorthodox parking job caught on video became an Internet sensation recently pleaded guilty to failing to report a collision.

On Oct. 22 at approximately 11 a.m., a collision involving three vehicles occured in the Extreme Fitness parking lot at 8281 Yonge St. in Thornhill. In surveillace video obtained by York Regional Police, the woman is seen driving a dark blue BMW X5 sport utility vehicle.

The vehicle suddenly lunges forward and the front two wheels mount the hood of a blue Hyundai Elantra and a silver Dodge Neon parked opposite the open space. The woman then fled the scene without reporting the incident. The owners arrived later to find significant damage to their vehicles.

A week later, on Oct. 28, one of the victims contacted police, stating that he believed he had seen the driver return to the parking lot of the gym. As a result of the investigation, the suspect was arrested later that day without incident. Video of the occurence, titled Extreme Fitness BMW parking failure, has been viewed by more than 55,000 people since being posted on YouTube in late October.

Tripta Kaushal, 62, of Richmond Hill, was sentenced to pay a $500 fine and ordered to pay for the damages caused. She was also given six months probation and a driving probation between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. Attempts to reach Ms. Kaushal for comment on the matter were unsuccessful.

A representative from the York Regional Police declined to comment on the case. Repeated requests for comment from Extreme Fitness were not returned.

Pushing for perfection a poor choice in parenting

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I was talking  the other day to a woman who described herself as “Type A, a bit of a control freak” and said that she knows this infuses her parenting style.

I admitted to her that I play for that team too, and that it hasn’t been so hot for my parenting. She seemed shocked.
She then asked me: “Would you do it differently if you had it to do over again?”

I said yes. Which I think made her want to throw up, but she gained control over herself and asked me for details.

I told her that my biggest parenting mistake was schools. In order not to get sued, I shan’t mention specific names, but I will confess to pushing both my kids to go to high-performance academically rigorous schools. Which neither of them liked. What a surprise.   

My kids are both super bright (we all think that) so I thought they’d benefit from high academic standards.
At least that’s what I told myself. And other people.

Because of the stories I get to hear from kids, thanks to my privileged position as a camp director, I knew girls were participating in oral sex at age 13, and kids were starting soon after that to smoke pot and drink alcohol. I was so scared of my daughter being influenced to join that party that I pushed her to go to a highly academic school where I thought the social agenda would be less aggressive.

Boys are different. When his turn came I was worried that he wouldn’t work hard enough, pay enough attention to his studies.
That’s why he got the pressure to go to a high-octane school.

Hindsight being 20/20, I have the same regret with both kids and it concerns control. Both my kids would have been happier at regular high schools.

The best gift I could have given them would have been permission to be ordinary — and I couldn’t bring myself to do that.
Something about being a Me Generation parent — the narcissism and specialness of our own selves — made me not even able to see how much pressure I was putting on my kids.

That they were both bright enough to perform just fine in those environments is not relevant. What matters more is that I chose their paths. They did not.

We all pretended that they got to choose, but the pressure I exerted was so pervasive that they both knew better than to disappoint me.

So if I had it to do over again, I would make more space for my kids to follow their own stars.

I would acknowledge that my own worries about their lives today and their lives tomorrow are just that — my worries. And I would fight (myself) tooth and nail to refuse to give in to my worries when making decisions about my children’s lives.

I would trust them more, knowing that we had raised them with great love and good values, and that they would be all right.

I would understand that permeating their child-rearing with my anxieties was a disservice to them.

 I would work harder to control my desire for them to be special, and what would help me with that would be knowing (once again, thanks to hindsight) that the best way to acknowledge kids’ specialness is to love, support and respect them. That’s special enough.

It wasn’t necessary for me to make them special by growing them into great students or gymnasts or hockey players. They were already special enough.
The part I missed was that who they were was plenty good enough. Absence of pressure was a gift I would have loved to give them — if I only knew then what I know now.

Stopping the sprawl, once and for all

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The town of Markham is at a crossroads. Down one path is urban sprawl. We all know where this well-worn route leads: endless pavement, long commutes and traffic jams, along with high social and infrastructure costs. Continued sprawl threatens the health of our families, our communities and the ecosystems that sustain us.

In the other direction is an extraordinary new path: stopping sprawl for good by establishing one of Canada’s first urban “foodbelts” and limiting all future growth to further development in areas that are already built up. This visionary proposal is aimed at protecting the town’s remaining farms, fields and forests, known as the “white belt,” as a foodbelt that would be out of reach of future development.

Instead of being dug up and paved over, these protected green spaces would ensure that Markham preserves its ability to produce valuable commodities, like locally grown food, and continues to benefit from the critical ecological services these areas provide, such as clean air and water, healthy soil and habitat for wildlife like songbirds and wildflowers.

People often ignore the fact that nature provides an astonishing suite of ecological services for free, such as filtering and storing our drinking water and preventing erosion by ensuring that riverbanks remain stable. Less tangible, yet just as important, are services such as the aesthetic, spiritual and psychological benefits we get from spending time outdoors.

Last year, the David Suzuki Foundation attempted to tally up the economic contribution of the ecological services provided by Ontario’s existing Greenbelt. The Greenbelt’s 1.8 million acres contain hundreds of towns and villages and some 7,000 farms, as well as emerging urban hot spots, like Markham, making it the largest and most diverse greenbelt in the world.

The research report, “Ontario’s Wealth, Canada’s Future: Appreciating the Value of the Greenbelt’s Eco-Services,” conservatively estimated that the Greenbelt provides $2.6 billion in ecological services each year, through pollination, recreational opportunities and capture and storage of carbon in its remnant forests, farmland and rich productive soils.

Freezing further urban expansion onto agricultural lands in Markham will also prove to be one of the most effective actions the town can take to reduce the emissions of heat-trapping greenhouses gases that cause global warming.

Despite being a vast nation of mountains, forests and ice, where wilderness and wildlife feature prominently in our nature-loving, outdoorsy culture, Canada is an urban society. Close to 80 per cent of Canadians live in cities and suburbs, in places just like Markham. As a consequence, most of our massive per capita carbon footprint is directly related to the way we plan our neighbourhoods, including where people live and how far they have to travel to get to work, school and the places where they shop.

By preventing further sprawl onto agricultural lands, the foodbelt proposal will create incentives for the town to develop sustainably, using the principles of “smart growth”:  creating compact, higher-density communities within the current urban boundary that are well serviced by public transit, bike lanes and walking paths.

The carbon footprint of compact communities that are designed according to these principles is far lower than cities built haphazardly through sprawl. 

The Town of Markham must now choose which one of these dramatically different paths to take. We truly hope that the town’s political leaders and citizens will recognize this historic opportunity and demonstrate the courage and foresight to embark on a visionary path and create a legacy that will surely be lauded by future generations.

Toronto’s new Ionian ode to seafood

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There is no mistaking the hands of experience at work in Malena: whether it lies in the warm greeting or the deft blending of one course into another, we relax knowing our hosts are sharing our good time.

It is no coincidence that this machine runs so smoothly. Owner David Minicucci is also a co-owner of L’unità, just a few doors north, and has perfected his craft there, as evidenced by the constant crowds and glowing reviews. L’Unità’s Doug Neigel moved next door to take over the kitchen at Malena, housed in a lovely building that was built in 1892. It is one of the warmest rooms we have dined in this year.  The emphasis is on Ionian seafood and the Greek accent creeps in.

We pass on the raw bar with regret as there are offerings here that are, indeed, novel to us, but we are seduced by several of the appetizers. The pull of lamb and date “polpette” is too strong. The meat and fruit have been thoroughly blended and the mix of sweet and savoury is heady, but $12 is a little steep for three meatballs. The greater indulgence is the Ionian seafood soup. We are alerted that it is a light but zesty broth with a mixture of fish nestled in a shallow bowl. 

Everything arrives as advertised, but a quick count reveals precisely two mussels, two clams, two shrimps and a little chopped tuna for $16. A bit of a disappointment. Three meat dishes are offered, but when we see that fish is the banner, we go with it. There are four fresh specials this evening:  porgy, tuna, turbot and halibut. 

Our informed, polished and, yes, handsome waiter steers us toward the two latter items. Malena is all about the food, and presentation is simple to the point of austerity. The halibut is all that is promised — it has been exposed to just enough heat to make it toothsome and has been barely kissed by olive oil and lemon. A few pieces of fresh artichoke are the sole accompaniment, but it wants for nothing ($25).

The turbot is another story. Though touted as rich and buttery, what appears is the opposite —watery and mushy.  Part way through this course, the waiter inquires as to our enjoyment and we are honest. Kudos for the halibut and thumbs down for the turbot. He is beyond apologetic.

A replacement is offered, but I decline. A few moments later, he reappears to tell us that the item has been removed from the carte.

Smart move since the final course is divine. A platter arrives with three of the kitchen’s best. At one end is a modern take on baklava that should have the Greeks rethinking their tradition.  At the other are two teardrop doughnuts with a cinnamon dipping cream. And then, proudly in the centre, is the reason that I will return — chocolate cannolis. 

I am not a fan of the traditional version, but what appears on our plates is but a distant relative. A flaky chocolate shell is filled with chocolate coffee cream dotted with chunks of dark chocolate. Words fail. If service and atmosphere were enough, I would rave, but the food needs attention. At these prices, I expect excellence.

Malena 120 Avenue Rd., 416-964-0606 Dinner for two, excluding tax, tip and alcohol: $90

Thornhill tennis player nets two national titles

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Thornhill resident David Volfson recently captured two titles at the Rogers Junior Indoor National Championships event in Edmonton, Alta. “It felt great,” Volfson said. “I’m proud of my results.”

The 12-year-old seventh-grade student at the Leo Baeck Day School didn’t drop a single set over six matches, defeating older players on his way to capturing the boy’s U14 singles title. He also captured the U14 boys doubles title. Volfson, who first picked up a racket at age four, currently trains with Tennis Canada’s High Performance program at York University, designed to develop world-class Canadian talent.

“Currently, among his peers, he’s one of the best players in the world,” said Debbie Kirkwood, director of High Performance. “We have a nice young prospect on our hands.” Despite training 15 hours a week, Volfson said his love for the game is unchanged. “Every day, when I go on the court, it’s like the first time.” Volfson will represent Canada at a Junior Davis Cup qualifying event in Boca Raton, Fla. this month.

Earl Haig grad cycles continent for a cause

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For Kristi Mahy, it’s not about the journey or the destination – it’s about the cause. On July 3, the 26-year-old Willowdale native departs from Guelph and will bike 16,000 kilometres across nine countries to Costa Rica, all to promote environmental awareness and sustainable living.

“My initial thought was ‘I’m not really sure I’m ready to do this,’” says Mahy. “But, when I thought of how the tour could benefit the community, that I would be learning so much, and sharing information with the public, I realized it was worth the time commitment.”

Mahy, who will be joined by her boyfriend, Garrett Gauthier, and two other friends, will be stopping along the way at numerous sustainable communities and reserves. She plans to learn about their local green practices, which she will then share with the world by tracking her experiences online.

“We’re going to profile every place we’ve visited, listing skills they have, resources they have,” says Mahy. While the trip will take a little more than a year to wrap up, Mahy’s own interest in the environment spans years. It started in 2001 at Earl Haig Secondary School when she decided to join the environment club.

There she helped organize a successful recycling program. Her green interests also followed her in 2004 to the University of Guelph where she graduated with a degree in environmental sciences. However, it wasn’t until after university that she began to understand how she could use her passion for cycling as a tool for environmental change.

Volunteering with the Otesha Project, Mahy cycled 1,400 kilometres around the Maritimes, performing plays based on the environment for local schools and community centres.

“It was a good practice run,” she says. “It gave me confidence to do longer trips.” Mahy is currently training for her 16,000 kilometre trip, cycling to local sustainable farms around Ontario. She says she feels nearly physically ready to embark on her trip. “We’ll definitely make sure we stretch all the time,” she says and laughs.

Dunlap development plans cause uproar

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A Subdivision draft for the David Dunlap site, rumoured to have been submitted months ago, was made public recently by the Town of Richmond Hill.

“I was absolutely appalled,” said Karen Cilevitz, of the David Dunlap Observatory Defenders, regarding the development proposal. “I actually felt physically ill. I had to seriously control myself."

Submitted by property owner Metrus Developments, the draft plan proposes a total of 833 residential units, including detached houses and townhomes, as well as number of streets and laneways covering roughly 70 per cent of the 190-acre site.

The plan leaves the observatory and administration building untouched on a nine-acre plot called the Observatory Heritage Precinct. Cilevitz described the proposal as a slap in the face.

“It’s not possible to say that one respects the cultural heritage aspect of this property and then slap down a plan of subdivision, which basically rapes the entire property,” she said. “In my view, it does not take into account the heritage or culture of this property,” echoed Brenda Hogg, deputy mayor of Richmond Hill. “When you look at the plan, the message to me is ‘We are house builders. That’s the extent of our interest here.’”

Michael Pozzebon, project manager at Metrus Developments, was unavailable for comment. Ana Bassios, commissioner of planning and development for the Town of Richmond Hill, described the plan as very complex. She added that a proper examination would be a time-intensive process. Under the Planning Act, council has 180 days to make a decision on the proposal, after which Metrus may appeal for a hearing at the Ontario Municipal Board, Bassios said.

At least one statutory public hearing on the proposal would also be required, she added. The application may be viewed at the town’s planning department, 225 East Beaver Creek Dr.

Thornhill man at middle of alleged $131M tax scam

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The Canadian Revenue Agency (CRA) recently revoked the charitable registration of two Markham area charities it said were being operated for the private benefit of its directors. The president of these organizations is Thornhill resident David Singh.

In two separately published reports, the CRA concluded that Destiny Health and Wellness Foundation and Liberty Wellness Initiative issued tax receipts greatly exceeding actual received donations. According to the agency, between 2005 and 2006, Destiny Health and Wellness Foundation issued in excess of $42 million in receipts for cash received through the Universal Donation program and through the Destiny Gifting program.

The overwhelming majority of these funds, the report claimed, were transferred to company employees and an investment company. Similarily, between 2004 and 2006, Liberty Wellness Initiative issued nearly $89 million in receipts, five times the actual value of donations, the release stated.

“It is our position that [the organization] has operated for the non-charitable purpose of promoting tax shelter arrangements and for the private benefit of its directors and the tax shelter promoters,” concluded the CRA in each report. In a March letter, Cathy Hawara, director general of the charities doctorate for the CRA, wrote that “these arrangements have resulted in substantially all of the actual cash received being diverted into the hands of the promoters and related companies rather than used for charitable purpose.”

The reports also stated that each charity had issued receipts for transactions that did not qualify as gifts, issued receipts contrary to the Income Tax Act and failed to meet annual disbursement quotas. In a prepared release, Singh described a 42-page response sent to the CRA in May 2009 “refuting each and every allegation put forward.”

“Liberty Wellness Initiatives and Destiny Health and Wellness Foundation are each challenging the actions of CRA through Notices of Objection as set out in the Income Tax Act,” the release added. “In due course, once our legal team and CRA have successfully resolved the matter, we will be positioned to provide any futher information you may require.”