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The Henry Miller of stand-up comedy

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THE SUMMER COMES and goes — a garbage strike, autumnal temperatures, the doldrums of a recession — no wonder the appearance of Just For Laughs is so welcome.

This is the third year that the venerable Montreal institution has run its satellite event in Toronto. And although much smaller, I could argue that it was a more tightly curated and accessible event. I attended both festivals, and I have to say that the most memorable moments — with one notable exception — occurred right here in town.

A much-anticipated show in T.O. was the Sarah Silverman gala, an expertly booked collection of alterna-comics. Silverman is one of my favourite newer comics with her Jewish Princess–gone-bad persona and her politically incorrect material. Her appearance at the festival was a coup for Toronto. But she seemed a bit guarded, when I saw her, trying her material tentatively as if to see how much pure Silverman this town could handle. She was funny, of course, but I suspect, when she comes back, she’ll let it rip.

I saw a young comic on that show named John Mulaney, a staff writer for Saturday Night Live, who blew away most others on the show. His routines on Girl Scout cookies and pirates were entirely original.

David Cross failed to rise to expectations. Ditto with Todd Glass, who tried too hard with too little material. It was Louis C.K.’s show that night, as the headliner delivered a blistering 20 minutes of bilious hilarity that took on any trace of sentiment still lingering on in our daily lives.

And then there was London’s Jimmy Carr, a thin white duke in a bespoke suit whose perfect jokes put him right up there with Steven Wright and the late, great Mitch Hedberg. He did two concert-length sets at Yuk Yuk’s and kept the crowd going for 40 minutes without a breather.

But the revelation of the Toronto festival was the one-man show by John Leguizamo. He is one of those performers, such as Eric Bogosian, who alternate roles in Hollywood movies with gut-wrenching confessionals in one-man shows of his own creation such as Spic-O- Rama. In his new show, he tells his life story in and out of show business with the help of slides, songs and more than a little celebrity gossip. The show is filled with Hispanic heart and a beautiful madman’s soul — make sure you see it when he tours next year.

However, it was in Montreal where I encountered the brilliance of Marc Maron.

You may remember Maron as one of the great hopes of New York alternative comedy in the ’90s. As it happens, Maron’s been busy with an acrimonious divorce, and that’s what his one-man show is about. His 90-minute show is filled with deep, disturbing truths about the human condition.

The first 20 minutes were so literate that it recalled the finest passages out of Henry Miller. This was comedy for the real comedy cognoscenti, which is probably why he ranted to about 40 people.

As the festival carried on around us, with its airplane jokes and the celebs jockeying for attention, we were privileged to watch a comedic genius in action.

That’s the great thing about a festival — sometimes the best finds are in the most unlikely places.

Post City Magazines’ humour columnist, Mark Breslin, is the founder of Yuk Yuk’s comedy clubs and the author of several books, including Control Freaked.

Handicapping the early favourites for mayor in 2010

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THERE SHOULD BE term limits at city hall. With the four-year term, two terms, for a total of eight years is enough. The greatest gift David Miller could give the city is not to seek re-election. Toronto needs a big change, and it has to start with the mayor.

Mayor Miller seems determined to run for a third term, but there’s been a lot of speculation about who might challenge him in 2010.

First of all, it needs to be said that there is no perfect candidate for mayor. All potential challengers have made some mistakes or shown some poor judgment in their political careers, and these will be replayed in a campaign and will become identified with them.

The candidate from the left who is being groomed to replace David Miller is Coun. Adam Giambrone. He chairs the TTC and has had leadership roles in the federal NDP party. He’s young and idealistic, but he isn’t what the amalgamated city needs to promote change at City Hall.

With the recent polls indicating Miller is declining in popularity, many potential Liberal and Conservative candidates are lining up, indicating interest in running. Some are currently on city council and others are from outside City Hall. 

It has been said that “a person from outside cannot win,” and for more than 50 years the winning candidate has been a sitting city councillor. The councillors who would like to run are Rob Ford, Denzil Minnan-Wong, Karen Stintz and Michael Thompson. If John Tory enters the race, Rob Ford and Denzil Minnan-Wong would not run.

"Toronto needs a big change, and it has to start with the mayor"

Karen Stintz is ambitious and intelligent. She has ideas but may need more time to develop them. She is building support from the business community, has been invited to speak to audiences about her vision for the city and she would be well supported by Conservatives. But Stintz has been criticized for using her office budget inappropriately. Her future actions need to reflect a heart for the city so that her platform is more to the centre. 

Michael Thompson has been planning a run for mayor from the beginning of his time on council. He’s shown leadership with crime, and he’s been a champion of Scarborough. It is rumoured that George Smitherman would support him. But Thompson needs to show more courage and not sit on the fence. At times he criticizes the mayor and then appears to be defending him. This sends confusing messages.

The poor performance of the present council just might mean that an outside person has a better chance to win in 2010.  George Smitherman has vehemently denied interest in running, but recent community cleanups send another message. There’s no doubt that he’s a champion of Toronto and has experience from when he worked at City Hall with Barbara Hall. He would have a good relationship with Dalton McGuinty and could certainly work with the federal government. But he needs to cut back on showmanship and make it less about him and more about how he wants to serve.

There is no better person for understanding the needs of Toronto than John Tory. He’s been with United Way and he sees the social issues. He has a good understanding of the needs of the business community. He can work with everyone and would not alienate anyone on council. But Tory needs to show that he can drop it when it doesn’t make sense. He needs to be careful who he surrounds himself with. It cannot be just young, inexperienced Conservatives.

Finally, David Miller owes his election and re-election to the unionized employees and their families. Their reliability with voter turnout currently determines who becomes the mayor. If these employees can realize that, then in order to have long-term success for the city and their jobs, they will have to support another candidate who has that long-term vision.

Post City Magazines’ political columnist, Jane Pitfield, was a Toronto city councillor for eight years. She is now involved in several volunteer projects.

Dynamic Duo

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“I COULDN’T STAND working with Robert every day,” Marc Anthony sighs when asked what he didn’t like about the new reality TV show Superstar Hair Challenge, airing on Slice this August.

Robert is Robert Gage, the legendary Yorkville stylist, who has been cutting and combing Forest Hills’ finest coiffes for a quarter of a century. He’s also the city’s first “celebrity hairstylist.” A title that Anthony also currently holds.

“I’m just kidding. I’m kidding,” Anthony laughs, “Robert was a blast. I met him on the first day of filming, and by the middle of the second day, it was like we’ve known each other for years.”

This was in January 2007, when they joined TV host Karen Bertelsen for the taping of Slice Network’s Superstar Hair Challenge. They were hired to judge hairdressers from across Canada in the dynamic — and often dramatic — seven-episode show that premiered this summer.

The show follows a simple-yetsuccessful reality TV model where the contestants compete in challenges such as making over three single women who are ready to tackle the dating scene. After each episode a contestant is eliminated.

Gage says it boiled down to the one the judges liked the least. “And we would argue about it. We would get around the table and scrap about it: ‘You’re falling in love with this person!’ ‘No I’m not, I just think that the hair is really good.’” He pauses and laughs. “It sort of must be like the [Conrad] Black trial, the people on the jury. It must be like that.”

Gage says it’s true he and Anthony bonded instantly. “I just liked him,” he says. “We’re both successful in a monetary sense. He’s rich, rich, rich. We’re both from a hairdressing family.

We both understand how the business works. It’s always better when your clients look better, when you make them more beautiful, more in step with their life. There’s no sense in doing a faux hawk on a banker. There are just certain things that are appropriate. You have to be a witness to what is out there so that you can tell what is going to work on this person or that person.”

Both Gage and Anthony are born and raised Torontonians and have seen the city blossom along with their careers.

Gage is the famous hairdresser who ran the Rainbow Room, a popular hair salon in Toronto in the ’80s and ’90s, and became the king of Forest Hill gossip thanks to his well-connected clientele. He’s also quick to clear up rumours about himself. A recent article in the Toronto Star stated Gage is 65 years old. “Well … I do not charge $120 — I charge more — and I am not 65,” Gage asserts.

Gage is approachable and friendly, both with his clients and his staff. He jokes with everyone and he knows how to compliment women. “I was surrounded by beautiful women my whole life. Beautifully dressed, fabulous makeup. I’m used to beautiful women. I grew up with beautiful women,” he says. The beauty of hair is in his blood. His mother, his grandfather and his uncle were all hairdressers.

Anthony, 38, has a distinguished hairstyling pedigree as well. His parents owned a small salon in North York. “I remember being there when I was four or six years old, being a part of the salon,” he says.

When his father passed away, Anthony (just 16 at the time) put his career plans on hold and took over the family business.

The business thrived and Anthony decided to branch out opening his current salon at Avenue Road.

He also developed his Marc Anthony True Professional Hair Care products, which he sold in only three stores. Today he sells his products in 30 thousand stores worldwide. He has 30 people on his hairstyling team, and in the fall he’s opening another location in Yorkville on Avenue and Bloor.

A youthful father of two, Anthony makes for an engaging TV persona. He has an assured manner when discussing his own celebrity and that of his clients, who include Paris Hilton and Coldplay.

“Not very often will you find a boring hairstylist. They’re usually off the wall. Totally unlike normal people.”

Gage and Anthony consider Toronto a fashion-forward place. “We have the most fabulous group of people,” says Gage. “We have the super, super, super… super rich. We sometimes have traffic jams in front of [the salon] with limousines.”

Robert Gage’s salon is a discreet, ivy-covered building in a series of quiet, elegant two-storey townhouses, right off of the bustling Yonge St. strip. “It’s a great area,” says Gage. “And this is a funny salon compared to all these modern ones, sleek and white. Here you have rooms and staircases. It’s a former house of horizontal refreshment.”

Anthony’s Avenue Road salon (one of the sleek ones) no longer takes appointments. But if he did, he would sit down with his new client and have a conversation first. He calls this an “event appointment” and says its main purpose is to figure out what it is exactly that his prospective client wants.

He also notes that when he started his clients used to be specific but also less open-minded. “Now, it’s transitioned completely. When they sit down with me they are all ears and want to hear me design a look,” he says.

“This kind of business is about couture,” says Gage. “There are hairdressers in this town that are famous. Or have been. That basically give the same haircut to every person, long or short, same haircut that is not spectacular.”

It was the lack of the spectacular that would eliminate contestants from Superstar Hair Challenge.

“There was this guy. He was a fabulous hairdresser and did a haircut that he loved, but it didn’t work for the model. It was ugly,” Gage says.

Not that Gage would openly say it was ugly. He knows how to spare someone’s feelings. It’s Anthony who is the tough one.

“He seemed to relish in getting rid of people,” says Gage. “I didn’t want to hurt their feelings too much. Some of the girls had their hair just clipped right off! They would burst into tears right in front of a camera,” says Gage.

Anthony is sympathetic though. “The competition became more and more difficult because you saw how hard they wanted to win and how much effort and passion they’d put in and how hard they were working,” he says. “But every show someone had to be sent home. It had to be done.”

Anthony says he was looking for a hairdresser who was, above all else, talented technically. Someone who was passionate, and very humble. Someone who dressed the part. A successful competitor had to have that charismatic star quality: “An average plain personality doesn’t cut it.”

“There were some crazy personalities [on the show], but then hairdressers usually have crazy personalities, so that’s to be expected,” says Gage, agreeing with Anthony. “That automatically makes good TV. Not very often will you find a boring hairstylist. They’re usually off the wall. Totally unlike normal people.”

With the opening of Anthony’s new salon in Yorkville, this begs the question. Is the real superstar hair challenge the competition between their salons?

It doesn’t bother Gage that Anthony is opening a new salon on Avenue Road, which is relatively close to Gage’s hair palace. They have very different clientele, people who seek them out because of their individuality.

“The great thing about us — being on the show and being co-judges — is that we were different ages, different background,” says Gage. “We didn’t feel like competitors. In fact one of my clients lives right next door to Marc’s salon.”

Anthony agrees. "We will be closer and therefore we will see each other more often,” he says. “The exchange of ideas between years of wisdom combined with new innovative approaches will certainly help to enhance the future of the salon industry and take it to new heights.”

Brian Gluckstein

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BRIAN GLUCKSTEIN SAYS that he’s an “old soul,” but he has no trouble remembering the defining act of his childhood.

“I used to move the furniture around,” says the 47-year-old designer during an interview at his offices on the edge of Yorkville in downtown Toronto. “I was rearranging everything in my bedroom. Most little boys were not doing that. It was apparent that I’d have some interest in design.”

Flash forward five decades and Gluckstein is still moving furniture around: he’s established himself as one of Canada’s most acclaimed designers and decorators.

His glowing rep rests mostly on his work designing private residences at home and abroad, but he’s also got a variety of immaculate public spaces on his resumé, including the Windsor Arms Hotel and the Four Seasons Hotel in Toronto. Gluckstein is very much the public face of his firm, appearing regularly on CityLine, with Marilyn Denis, and lending his imprimatur to a popular line of home furnishing products.

It would be entirely appropriate to call him a superstar within his field, but there’s nothing about his demeanour that suggests a yen for the spotlight. He’s self-effacing but precise, a description that also applies to his aesthetic. “If there’s a consistency in my work,” he says, “it’s cleanness or a lack of clutter. I can’t live with clutter.”

Ironically, it was a desire to unclutter his schedule that led to Gluckstein starting his own business. “I wanted to work at a slower pace,” he explains. “It wasn’t because I had any grand ideas about the business. It was because I kind of wanted to take a break.”

He credits his first employer, the noted Toronto interior designer Linda Borman, for instilling an appreciation for smaller-scale set-ups. “It was an incredible environment for me because it was small,” he says. “If I had worked in a large firm with hundreds of people, it would have limited my exposure to the details of the business. So I had a good foundation when I opened my own office.”

He makes it sound like a small step, but obviously it wasn’t. Gluckstein admits that, like any business, design can be as much about who you know as what you do and points out that he was fortunate to make some solid contacts early on.

“I was very lucky because I had worked on a few projects that were considerably larger than what most people starting out would do,” he recalls. “People I barely knew had recommended me for important jobs with well-connected clients. It wasn’t on the level that I’m working on today, but they were still considerable budgets.”

Budgets aren’t the only things that have risen over the years: Gluckstein has also had to raise his game to accommodate a scarily well-informed — and more demanding — generation of clients.

“The clients have become more design savvy and aware of the environments around them,” he says. “In some ways, It’s easier to work with them, but they also have higher expectations. When I started, there was no Home and Garden Television, the magazines were limited to trade publications, and the Internet didn’t exist. People are going to hotels that are high design, restaurants that are high design … they’ve been exposed to more.”

Not that anyone is telling him how to do his job. Whether he’s designing a new space or refurbishing an older structure, Gluckstein’s approach remains the same: a carefully mappedpit three-step process encompassing planning, construction and decorating. And his design tips for the everyday decorator? “Before going out to buy furniture, have a plan,” he says. “Know that the access to the space is such that the furniture will fit comfortably, especially when dealing with elevators or staircases.”

“Also, when choosing paint colours, have samples made for the room because different exposures will affect the colour, and when investing in a renovation or large-scale decorating project, hire a professional…”

“Toronto as a city has become better and better, so neighbourhoods like Forest Hill are experiencing sort of a ‘new wave’ of people looking to live there.”

Gluckstein has design knowledge to spare, but he says he signs on to fewer projects a year than you might think but can’t come up with a hard number because different jobs of different sizes will be at different stages for as long as three or four years.

It’s also because he’s a little bit picky. “Some people have come to us with requests that aren’t suitable for our sensibilities,” he says. “In those cases, we’d have had to struggle to satisfy their aesthetic needs. But I don’t like sameness.

“We’ve done very contemporary work and some very traditional work. We’ve done a 6,000-square-foot luxury loft penthouse, and we’ve restored old houses. It’s about being flexible.”

Flexibility is one thing, but at this point, Gluckstein works almost exclusively with an upscale clientele. He doesn’t apologize for this (nor should he) but he is aware of it.

He created the Gluckstein Home line as a way of making his work more accessible to a wider audience.

“It came about because people would see our work in magazines or on television on CityLine, and we would get e-mails about where to get [these items],” he says. “The focus of the line, which was originally for Eaton’s and is now at the Bay, was to make it affordable. I had people telling me that the average-income person didn’t have the same sensibilities as my clients, and I said that that was completely untrue.”

Asked if money is a prerequisite to good taste, he just laughs. “No. [Some people] have money and no taste or maybe just no interest.” The collection’s success, meanwhile, speaks for itself. “The numbers are great,” he says and smiles, “but of course I can’t divulge them.”

He also can’t divulge the names of the people he’s designed private residences for. It’s an oft-made request, and he always demurs. “I have relationships with extraordinary people,” he says. “But you know, it has to be confidential. Sometimes, though, I look at [my clientele] and wonder how I could ever have met these men and women — some of the most interesting people in the world.”

He will admit to doing a lot of work in and around Forest Hill, an area he says is being “rediscovered.” “It’s become quite diverse, shockingly diverse,” he notes.

“A lot of people had moved out [of there] because they wanted ‘new, new, new.’ But Toronto as a city has become better and better, so neighborhoods like Forest Hill are experiencing sort of a ‘new wave’ of people looking to live there.”

Does Gluckstein’s assessment that the city is getting ‘better and better’ have to do with the influx of spiffy new public architecture?

“Some Canadian architects are doing extraordinary work, and I hope they can change the face of the city,” he says, at the same time noting his dismay with a lot of Toronto’s preexisting architecture: “There are some very disappointing structures we’ll have to live with for a long time.”

He implies that the solution is not to raze retrograde buildings to the ground; however, the key is to strike a balance, integrating new designs while retaining a sense of history. “A city that doesn’t embrace history is a city without a soul, he says.”

It’s the same philosophy that Gluckstein applied to his own home, which he describes as “an example of how to maintain an old facade while building a new house within it.”

It sounds lovely, but it’s a given. The question is whether he’s able to stifle his professional discretion when he visits the homes of friends.

“Unless it’s really great or really bad, I don’t notice that much. I do notice if a space is comfortable. If I sit on furniture that’s comfortable, I love it. It doesn’t matter what it looks like. If it’s uncomfortable, I can’t stand it. That’s the benchmark for me.”

Surely, though, there must be some people who get nervous having a design guru in their place.

“Some people do get nervous about me coming over,” he says with a smile. “We usually end up going out for dinner.”

Arisa Cox

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“RECENTLY I WAS backstage at a Victoria’s Secret event, and Martha Stewart was there. She came up to me and was like, ‘Great hair. Can I take a picture?’ I was like, ‘Mmm-hmm,’” says Arisa Cox with a sassy neck bob. “That’s my claim to fame: I am in Martha Stewart’s camera!”

Cox does have a signature mane of curls corkscrewing out of her head, but it’s hardly her claim to fame. This Bathurst and Finch native has already claimed fame as a reporter for The A-List and The Gill Deacon Show; guest host on CBC Newsworld, Studio 2 and Arresting Design; and producer on Entertainment Tonight Canada, Road to Rockstar and Wedding SOS.

But Cox is most famous as the co-host of E! News Weekend (E!NW), Canada’s PG-13 cousin to the evergrowing roster of television celebrity hype shows. A far cry from the manicured glitz of its competitors, E!NW lets Cox get down and dirty with the famous folks she’s interviewing. Whether that means getting drunk with Nickelback or coaxing complete sentences out of hungover Trailer Park Boys, Cox loves the gig.

“The best part about this job is feeling like you are in a constant state of inspiration,” she says. “That’s basically it — having interesting conversations with interesting people.”

But that’s not all. Cox also hits the road for the show, travelling to exciting locations across the country. Recently, she found herself in subarctic Churchill, Man., facing off with two of earth’s most amazing creations.

In Churchill, she was witness to the phenomenon that is the northern lights. “They were just stunning, green and pink and just moving. Basically just God and the universe saying, ‘Hold up, I’m gonna show off for a while,’” she says.

Another highlight of the trip was the chance to come face to face with one of natures most adorable killing machines.

“I also saw the polar bears,” she says. “They are supersmart animals. They are the Mensa crew of the animal world.”

While socializing and travelling are all stellar perks of the job, beneath that Martha-approved thicket of hair is the mind of a gifted auteur. If there were a Mensa crew of entertainment show hosts, Cox would be a founding member.

Growing up in North York, Cox was shy, an awkward wallflower, self-described bookworm and certified brainiac. “I was what you would call an ugly duckling for many years. You get people who reminisce about high school, like, ‘I smoked so many drugs, I had so much sex, and I partied so much!’ Not me. I was in the gifted program. I graduated with a 92 [per cent] average,” she says.

The daughter of Trinidadian immigrants, Cox, along with an older sister and younger brother, was raised by a single mother. At eight, Cox auditioned successfully at the Claude Watson School for the Arts. While it meant a long subway ride each morning, the experience was crucial in creating the media dynamo who exists today.

“It was just such a fertile time for an imagination. They really made you feel like you could do whatever you wanted to,” says Cox, who was classmates with Scott Speedman and an already famous Sarah Polley. “Plus, there was no bullying. My last name is Cox, so if anyone was going to be bullied, it was me.”

While dreams of onscreen fame swirled through the hallways, Cox admits she wasn’t focused on any of that. She wanted to be a novelist.

Like many aspiring writers, Cox parlayed her high marks into a spot at the University of Carleton’s journalism program. Yet again she excelled, but as her course work went on, two inescapable realities set in: writing does not pay the bills, and she was just too darned charismatic not to be in front of the camera.

“Journalism actually derailed me for a while,” Cox admits. “I went [to Carleton] because I loved to write, over and above everything else. I think I psyched myself out, that maybe I wouldn’t be able to be a novelist. I’d have to get a job.” So she did — as an on-the-street reporter for CJOH in Ottawa.

“It kicked my ass. It’s a lot of pressure, and it also showed me what I didn’t want to do. I didn’t want to do hard news, fires and kids getting killed skateboarding.” The realization prompted Cox to switch gears. She moved back to her hometown of Toronto and dove headfirst into the far more upbeat world of entertainment reporting.

“Going into entertainment journalism ticked a ton of boxes for me,” she says. “There is the storytelling element, there is the performance element — you get used to performing. And all of the other stuff is gravy.”

The relocation reunited her with her old neighbourhood in North York where she and her partner have moved and are starting a family.

“It’s an amazing fixer-upper on a massive plot of land. It’s kind of near Cummer and Willowdale. My sister calls me the turtle because I left where I came from and returned to spawn.”

That Cox, who spends her weeks knee-deep in chic, chose to return to the considerably less flashy place from whence she came is a testament to just how down to earth she really is.

“She just doesn’t really buy the hype,” says Jason Ruta, Cox’s cohost on E!NW. “The thing about her is that she is cucumber cool. She doesn’t rev up easily. We were doing our first-ever Gemini red carpet show, and it was exciting and all that, [and] we were all feeding off the energy. She just kept low-key and quiet. But when we go live, she’s on.”

Cox’s ability to avoid getting caught up in the hype probably stems from the fact that she still thinks of herself as the bookish, shy outsider who clung to the walls of Canada’s high school star factory. And it’s this attitude that has given her an edge.

“I hope my kids are late bloomers for that reason,” she says. “You have to see life from the other side. You have to not be hot, like you can talk or charm your way out of life’s real issues. If my kids are really gorgeous early, I’m going to give them the ugliest glasses. I’ll give them no money for clothes.”

All of the above might be a challenge. Cox’s good looks and magnetism coupled with her fiancé’s Persian-Norwegian heritage are bound to produce exceptional kids. Plus their mother may have a decidedly new and more lucrative career in the near future.

The circumstances are topsecret, but this high school writing nerd might just get her revenge, with a writing project of titanic proportions that could vault her from outsider to A-list insider overnight.

“In my downtime I write. I write constantly. I’m a screenwriter, so I’m working on a few really, really big projects.”

Such as?

“[My publicist] has trained me on this,” Cox says. “It’s to say that, ‘This is off the record.’”

The tape recorder is turned off, the notebook is tucked away, and Cox spills the beans. And it’s juicy. Ruta knows about the upcoming project as well and offers this as a clue:

“I’ll tell you what. Arisa Cox is a star. She was born a star, and she’s going to be a huge star. She’s really just using [E!NW] as a springboard. For her it’s all about the writing. She tells me, ‘Jason, one day you’re gonna be in one of my movies.’”

Crack the Vault

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IT WAS AN image, solitary and haunting, that started Toronto writer Anne Michaels down the path that would lead her to writing her long-awaited second novel, The Winter Vault.

“It was all attached to an initial image of Avery painting Jean’s back at the site of a temple being moved,” says Michaels, of the book’s central characters. “All the relationships between the characters and the dismantled temple were right there in that first image.”

Of course, that was years before her debut novel Fugitive Pieces was published in 1997. A book that would rocket Michaels to the top of the best-seller lists around the world, establishing the poet turned novelist as a force in Canadian letters.

Not that she was sitting idly by over the past dozen years. Michaels kept busy writing a couple new books of poetry, a play, a few oratorios and five as yet unpublished children’s books.

“All the time this book was my main project,” says Michaels.

In The Winter Vault, Michaels returns to historical fiction as she pens the love story of Avery and Jean, weaving in parallel histories of the moving of the Abu Simbel to escape the rising waters from the construction of the Aswan Dam in Egypt and the building of the St. Lawrence Seaway. A project that would bury a number of small Ontario towns under water.

“I knew from the start it would take a lot of research,” says Michaels, who spent years outlining the work. “With that much research, I like to let the facts settle in. Facts, I think, take some time to transform into meaning.”

Michaels, not surprisingly, isn’t one to rush a story as it unwinds in her mind.

“Certainly for the initial part of the process, the gathering the facts and also really absorbing what the experiences of the characters are and what the stories are, I think a lot before I start to write,” says Michaels. “After that you’re living, breathing and sleeping it — that’s all your doing.”

The Winter Vault is telling evidence of Michaels’s considerable skill as a writer, rich with metaphor, moving and detailed in its portrayal of the intimacy of relationships. All according to design, she says.

“I want the reader to come with me into this book,” Michaels explains. “When I write, the whole structure and pacing of the book takes into account this desire of mine to have the reader really enter into the book with me, the ideas and emotionally into the experience.”
 

WHAT IS DEB MCGRATH READING?

“I am reading Girls Like Us by Sheila Weller. Great insight into the complicated talented trio of Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon and Carole King. Loving it! Every time I put the book down I turn on their music. Also reading Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe. Yes, I know, a day late and a dollar short. But interesting reading during a recession. Classic.

Deb McGrath will take part in Scrabble With The Stars!, April 6 at the Suites at 1 King West.

Of strikes, streetcars and plunging polls

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IN 2003, I did not support David Miller’s bid for mayor. I was concerned about two things: He was a great talker but never actually accomplished objectives, and his focus and understanding would be targeted at the old city of Toronto, instead of the amalgamated city.

In 2006, after serving three years on council with Mayor David Miller, I could see that my concerns were real. I challenged him for the position, when no one else would, because I wanted to get the message out that under Mayor Miller’s “leadership” we were headed in the wrong direction. It had come to this — if I couldn’t take the city in a new direction, I didn’t want to serve on council for another four years.

In a recent Ipsos-Reid poll, David Miller’s popularity has plunged to 43 per cent. Another poll indicates that the majority of Torontonians do not approve of his handling of the city strike.

Rather than the mayor defining the issues, the issues are defining the mayor. The strike should have been avoided, and it was unwarranted. Why should Torontonians suffer weeks of disruption, and why should employees be put in this position?

In 2002, Miller said that if he were mayor there would be no garbage strike. He is known as union-friendly and was strongly supported by unions in the 2003 and 2006 elections. But there is no regular engagement of the city employee unions by city hall.

Employees have low morale that is not addressed, and employees know how to run the city better. They need to be listened to. That way, morale will increase and there will be better service results. All reports from staff to council are now vetted through the mayor’s office. Political control of council has never been as strong. There are councillors who vote with Miller despite their political leanings or ward interests.

On transit, there is a compulsion to put streetcars everywhere. Recently, federal funding was missing, and $400 million plus was taken from other projects. Taxpayers had no input on this decision. An increased subway network for Toronto is preferable to streetcars. Subways better accommodate population growth and do not compete with other vehicles on the surface.

The Gardiner Expressway provides the only bypass to downtown Toronto and links the Don Valley Parkway to the QEW and Highway 427. Decisions around its future will impact business and tourism and should be decided by a greater audience than Toronto City Council.

By the time of publication, the strike may be resolved. The world has been watching — Miller was interviewed on CNN — and we look like a dysfunctional city.

Toronto needs a new mayor who has an understanding of the needs of the amalgamated city. We need a mayor who can provide urgent attention to make necessary changes, one who is not mired down in political correctness, but who has the courage to act on behalf of our concerns.

Post City Magazines’ political columnist, Jane Pitfield, is currently involved in volunteer projects focused on homelessness, heritage and seniors. She is also writing a book.

Prisoners escape to… local kitchen?

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MARC THUET AND his wife, Biana Zorich, have been media darlings since the French chef hit Toronto’s restaurant scene in the 1980s. A tattooed, hard-living, cigarette-smoking bear of a man, Thuet’s rock ’n’ roll take on French cuisine solidified his spot as one of Toronto’s few celebrity chefs. With his latest foray — a reality TV show chronicling a restaurant run by ex-convicts — his star is once again on the rise.

Just a few months ago, Bite Me, the couple’s take on “recession dining,” closed its doors only to become an even simpler and more accessible version of itself. With the opening of their new concept restaurant, Conviction, Thuet is about to make his TV debut.

“Marc and I had this idea a few years ago,” says Zorich. “We wanted to help people who are paroled, or about to be paroled, find a trade, teach them a skill, something they can learn and use once they reintegrate themselves into society.

“For security reasons, the government wouldn’t allow us to go into the jails, and as time went on, we decided to open our own restaurant around that idea.” They searched high and low for a new location, but nothing fit until they were approached with the idea of doing a reality show, and it all just clicked.

“We were not looking for a change. I had just renovated our restaurant less than a year ago and turned it into Bite Me, and it got reviewed and did great business,” says Zorich. “This came up, and I really wanted to find something small, like 30 seats, but nothing fit.”

Conviction Kitchen brought in 84 former inmates for the job interview of a lifetime, and they were eventually whittled down to 13 — in front of the watchful eyes of reality show cameras.

Of the 13, seven will work the kitchen of the restaurant, alongside Thuet, while six will work the front of the house with Zorich, serving tables and greeting patrons.

“It’s not rocket science,” Thuet explains. “People with steady jobs and a steady income are less likely to wind up back in jail.”

When I previewed the show in Biana’s office, it looked just as polished and entertaining as anything Gordon Ramsay puts his name on.

Fights, tears, yelling, throwing of kitchen utensils and lunacy all make for good television, and Conviction Kitchen promises just that. One ex-con was dropped from the show for threatening Zorich after a request to cut his hair, another after he was found shooting heroin at the back of the restaurant.

“We do weird food here. We kill lamb ourselves, we pick our own pigs, we pick our own vegetables, so we help local farmers to begin with.”

David Jackson, a 44-year-old from Baltimore, answered an Internet job ad never thinking he would end up being one of the few convicts left standing during the show’s first season.

“I was looking for employment, so I could stay in the country,” he says. “The prize of this reality show is as simple as that. It’s not about getting kicked off the island or winning a million dollars.”

Jackson spent time in jail after getting caught four years ago for possession. After that, he got a criminal record; had 18 months of supervised probation, urine analysis twice a week; and went through all the required drug classes.

“I wouldn’t say this opportunity helped me turn my life around, but at the state that I was in about a year and a half ago, where my confidence was shot, because I had just gone through a divorce, it made all the difference,” he says.

“I got my confidence back. It made everything feel more stable. Now I have a little money in my pocket, whereas before I had absolutely nothing. It stabilized me at a time when I needed to be stabilized.”

Thuet knew that he couldn’t expect people who had never stepped into a kitchen to cook his high-end menu that he had spent years cultivating, so he adapted it to make sure that the contestants could create and prepare food he was proud of.

“The menu is a bit simpler, obviously,” says Thuet. “If you train people to do a certain style of food, it has to be more about the basics and fundamentals. So now we have a more Mediterranean influence. There is pasta and pizza, staples that we never had before.”

On top of the publicity the show has already and will continue to provide, the reality show also gave the chef and his wife a new perspective on how some people in Toronto live.

While the couple have kids and live in a nice residential neighborhood where most families are just like them, the show’s contestants really opened their eyes.

“The show is not just about the restaurant, it’s actually about these people,” Thuet explains.

“It follows these guys home, whatever it is they call a home. Some of them live in crack houses because they can’t find a landlord who will take them on. You see some of the reality of what life is like when people come out of jail. And then they became a part of the family even more so. And right away Biana became ‘Mamma.’”

Zorich didn’t know that her reaction to the process would be so strong, and the experience humbled her a lot.

“It surprised me how much patience, understanding and genuine sympathy I had toward people,” Zorich confesses. “Before this, we were really business oriented. Now it’s still business, but we realize our journey here is so short.”

This has been a big year full of changes for the couple. They closed the doors on their Bloor Street BBQ joint, Cluck, Grunt & Low, and opened two new patisseries. And to have new employees that knew nothing about the business they have worked so hard to cultivate was an adjustment for everyone. Contestants worked the front and back of house and had masters of the trade helping them along.

“I had never served before, so this is something new,” says Jackson. “Biana has taught us so much; it’s fun and I enjoy it.” As the show demonstrates, the restaurant business is about so much more than food. Long hours, high heat and never-ending stress create bonds that are similar to family.

“Once you work in a restaurant, it transcends race, background, gender, everything,” Zorich says. “And the ones who have survived this process are foodies at heart, they just didn’t necessarily know it. And we do weird food here. We kill lambs ourselves, we pick our own pigs, we pick our own vegetables, so we help local farmers to begin with.

“For the most part, they all appreciated it and were excited about it as much as we are.” Conviction Kitchen premieres on Citytv in September. Conviction, the restaurant, is located at 609 King St. W., 416-603-2777.
 

Economic downturn boom or bust for humour biz?

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EVERYWHERE I GO, I get asked the same question, “How’s the recession affecting comedy?”

Ah, yes, the recession. A topic that has officially replaced the weather as the starting point of small talk from coast-to-coast. The quick answer is: not that much.

The truth is that this recession has not affected all of us equally. Sometimes a simple luxury can be less expensive than a complicated necessity. On the retail level of putting customers into seats, not much has changed. It’s always been hard to sell tickets. When times are bad, comedy clubs don’t do much worse, but when times bounce back, they don’t really improve much either.

On the plus side, it’s important to remember that the product is inexpensive. Only the hard-core unemployed can’t find the $15 for admission. I spoke to a major theatrical agent, who told me that a price point of $30 seems to be the threshold at which consumer resistance now stands. But, interestingly enough, Seinfeld, Russell Peters and Dane Cook tickets have been flying off the shelves at up to $200 a pop.

Perhaps comedy (and entertainment in general) has crossed over in our media-rich environment from luxury to necessity. The young, of course, are the biggest consumers of live comedy, and for many of them, the recession is business as usual: they’ve always lived on ramen noodles. Your portfolio can’t take a beating if you didn’t have one to begin with. If you still live at home, you’ve always enjoyed the paradox of being poor with a large disposable income.

Then, there’s the theory that during hard times people crave laughter and escape. This is based on the evidence that movie tickets soared during the ’30s, mostly for comedies. And, the film business is posting record sales over this past year. But it also applies to a lot more than comedies. It’s the price point theory in action, again. At less than $15, movies are a bargain when compared to travel and expensive meals.

But if we venture beyond the retail level of comedy, the effects of the recession begin to become more apparent. During the past year, I opened up new clubs in St John’s, Calgary and Edmonton. The franchisees in these places had a hefty price tag to meet, which could only be secured by bank financing. I doubt whether that would be possible in today’s economic climate. And if you’re a fan of comedy on TV, watch out. It’s brutal out there for producers. It doesn’t matter how great your comedy idea is, networks are in no position to finance it.

So with the recession as the number one topic on everyone’s lips, will you see a number of recession-themed routines at your local comedy club? The current Second City show has at least two recession-specific sketches in its show, and they get big laughs. But it stops there. And local stand-ups are shying away from the topic, except for the odd reference. “It’s a downer, period,” one local comic told me. “Why remind them of the very thing they’re here to forget?”

Recessions are not new to me. I’ve been in business for more than 30 years. I weathered the bad times of the dot-com bust and the recession of 1981. That was the year when comics had to sleep in my club to prevent the sheriff from locking us out for nonpayment of rent. Ah, memories.

Post City Magazines’ humour columnist, Mark Breslin, is the founder of Yuk Yuk’s comedy clubs, and the author of several books, including
Control Freaked.

Bif battles through illness to turn out stunning new album

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ICONIC ROCKER BIF NAKED (real name Beth Torbert) made a promise to herself and to her fans to put out a new album in 2009. Nothing, not even a breast cancer diagnosis and 13 months of chemotherapy treatment, would stop her. Talk about commitment to your craft.

When Naked, 37, was diagnosed, two weeks after her marriage to Vancouver Sun sports writer Ian Walker, it was a blow to the straight-edge, veganeating, yoga-loving, well-inked Vancouver rocker.

“I was basically fully bedridden, and we probably started recording then, I would say, at the height of my chemo malaise, to be honest with you,” says Naked, on the phone from her Vancouver home where she is building up the strength to begin the six-hour rehearsals in preparation for a cross-country tour that comes to Toronto this month on June 13.

“It was ill-timed in a way, but at the same time it was the best thing for me because it definitely gave me hope.”

What it also gave her was her own personal taskmaster and guru in the form of Jason Darr, a guitarist in Naked’s band and also a member of the band Neurosonic.

“It was the first time we’d ever collaborated together, and I was overjoyed.… It is few and far between when you click with someone creati vely,” Naked explains. “And Jason cracked the whip. Me being sick was never an elephant in the room. I was completely jaundiced, completely bald, sunken-in dark eyes, not doing very well at all. But it wasn’t relevant to the task at hand every day. Jason has probably the most driven work ethic of any human being I’ve met. He was empathetic, but he never coddled me.”

The result, the new album, entitled The Promise, her fifth, is a testament to this collaboration. Eclectic, at times the record kicks into overdrive with hard-driving rock ’n’ roll, such as on the first single “Sick,” as well as upbeat pop rock on songs such as “Honeybee,” a little reggae and ballads dripping with sadness and reflection.

Given the unique nature of the development of this album, each song holds great meaning for Naked. She cites “Welcome to the End” as one that is particularly moving and speaks to her affinity for senior citizens.

“Just because for me, it’s my horse racing song.… It reminds me of the track,” Naked explains. “I know a couple of old fellas who like going down to the track with their old guy buddies, enjoy putting two dollars down on a race and drinking coffee all afternoon. A lot of them have lost their wives already. I love the emotional connection that you see in their eyes, and I respect them so much. They’re our elders, and I have big love for senior citizens and grandparents. They need to be honoured and respected.”

Born in New Delhi, India, and adopted by American missionaries, Naked spent much of her youth in Winnipeg, Man., where she pursued theatre in university before joining a friend’s band after their singer quit. She was thrust into the hardcore scene touring with bands such as punk legends DOA and SNFU before forming her own bands Gorilla Gorilla then Bif Naked.

Although part of a rollicking time in music, Naked steered clear of the partying side, adopting her now well-known “straight-edge” lifestyle. “You know, I was just never good at drinking anyway. I was always a two tablespoon drunk,” says Naked. “I kept losing my voice on tour like anyone would.… It just wasn’t a part of my training regiment.”

Known for her explosive live performances, Naked’s latest follows up the 2005 release Superbeautiful Monster. The Promise tour checks into the Mod Club on June 13. Go to www.bifnaked.com for more information.
 

IT’S ALWAYS A CELEBRATION WITH THESE KOOL CATS

KOOL AND THE GANG have been playing music for 45 years, and like a fine wine, the fun-loving soul band behind such hits as “Jungle Boogie,” “Celebration” and “Get Down on It” get better with age. The band is one of the few where multiple generations actually know and enjoy their songs. So seek out your long, lost groove thing and join the funkadelic free-for-all on June 29 as part of the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival (www.tojazz.com).
 

Comic’s joke gives new meaning to the word ‘bomb’

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AN ABSURD SCANDAL ripped through the comedy world last month, creating an international incident and then disappeared instantly.

Doug Benson, an American comic with middling credits — a few talk shows here and there, an off-Broadway show — appeared on a Fox News show called Red Eye. The show leans rightward and usually includes a stand-up guest to ensure a minimum of wit will occur. On the show in question, the topic was about Canadian troops in Afghanistan.

Evidently, a Canadian Armed Forces spokesman said he was looking forward to the end of the conflict so his tired troops could enjoy some much needed rest. “I didn’t even know they were in the war,” said Benson. “I thought that’s where you go if you don’t want to fight.”

You have to understand that Benson is not a political comic. His successful off-Broadway show is called The Marijuana-Logues, and he specializes in stoner and slacker humour.

The show was posted on YouTube, and the clip went viral. Canadians were outraged.

Defence Minister Peter MacKay got into the act, demanding an apology from the comedian. Amazingly, Benson complied, vowing to boycott Fox News as well. Think about it: a highranking Canadian cabinet member got an American comedian to apologize for a joke! I was both impressed and appalled. But wait, we’re just getting warmed up.

It seems that Benson was booked a few weeks later at a comedy club in the West Edmonton Mall, Ricky Bronson’s Comic Strip. When the crisis hit, Bronson immediately cancelled the booking. I was full of selfrighteousness at this point, thinking I would never capitulate to those who would silence comics blah blah blah.… But it turned out Bronson hadn’t cancelled Benson after all. I spoke to T.J. Markwalter, Benson’s agent at the Gersh Agency. It turned out that Markwalter pulled the plug.

“I can’t guarantee Doug’s safety,” he told me. “Have you seen the blogs?”

So I visited the Facebook sites that had been set up. And there they were: hundreds, maybe a thousand, death threats and intimations of violence against Benson.

“If Doug Benson comes to Edmonton, he’ll never make it to the stage”; “Benson, I hope you die a slow and painful death.” And so on.

This was all too weird for me. Benson’s statements were ignorant, but hardly inflammatory.

Comedians have been making fun of the Canadian military ever since I can remember.

Larry Horowitz used to have a classic bit about calling for the Canadian military and being met by “three gliders and a Zamboni.” Everybody laughed. Of course, those were the days when you could assume Canadian audiences were mostly pacifist in nature — and they were.

What saddens me about the whole affair was not Benson’s unfortunate comments, but how quickly we took the bait. Benson was ignorant, but those who attacked him were vicious and ugly. Maybe politicians and journalists should be careful with what they say, but comedians?

They should have the freedom to be silly and say stupid things from time to time without worry of physical harm, especially in this supposedly peace-loving country.

Post City Magazines’ humour columnist, Mark Breslin, is the founder of Yuk Yuk’s comedy clubs and the author of several books, including
Control Freaked.

Oh, those crazy kids

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THE SUSPENSION OF disbelief is a must to enjoy live theatre, and never more than in a musical where actors are often bursting into song. With Spring Awakening, the Tony Award–winning musical now playing at the Canon Theatre until April 19, it’s not only “disbelief” that must be suspended — German teenagers dressed in the rough 1890s clothes whip out microphones to sing mournful ballads and filthy lyrics — but a sense of historical context is essential.

The original play was written by Frank Wedekind (1864–1918), one of the most daring artists of his era.

He spent nearly a year in jail for publishing satirical poetry. His plays were “shocking” in a way that seems unbelievable in today’s sex-drenched world of film, TV and Internet.

Spring Awakening, written in 1891, was banned for 15 years and with good reason: subjects such as homosexuality, masturbation, suicide and abortion were simply not discussed nor staged.

The problem — only sometimes solved by Steven Sater’s intelligent, if occasionally shallow, book and Duncan Sheik’s beautiful pop songs — is in capturing a provincial, mid- European town where a girl could cry out, “But I can’t be pregnant! I’m not even married!”

It’s a dilemma, and while I preferred the performances and sheer physical beauty of the two main characters when I saw the musical on Broadway in 2007, it still often works.

We must remember that in the 1890s teenage pregnancy destroyed families, as did failing in school.

Gay sex was illegal (Oscar Wilde went to prison for homosexuality while Wedekind’s play was still banned.). Spring Awakening at its best is deeply moving and affecting, even in this flawed production.

When a group of pubescent girls sing plaintively about how they still believe in the stork and know nothing of their bodies and sexuality, it can break your heart.

When pubescent schoolboys agonize about being “haunted by [erotic] dreams,” modern audiences may laugh, but soon realize that such universal ignorance will lead to unwanted pregnancy, suicides and death— this is serious stuff.

Today, best-selling books and documentaries mock religious belief for the amusement of others, yet here we see a group of girls stunned to hear of a boy who “doesn’t believe in anything, in God or heaven or anything!”

I like Spring Awakening a lot (the crazed dancing, with arms and legs flinging about wildly, captures the frenzy of teenaged raging hormones better than anything I’ve ever seen).

If you love the ballads and rock ’n’ roll of the last few decades, and keep in mind how truly shocking Wedekind’s original play was more than a century ago when it was first written, I sense that you will enjoy it, too.